Dear Blank, Please Blank.

Dear Luts...
I've been waiting about 10 weeks now for Akira, my Dambi Special, to ship. When I attempted to ask you what was going on with the order, and when you expected him to be finished, on your Q&A board, you completley ignored me... That doesn't make me a happy camper. If you don't get a move-on within the next couple of weeks, I'm going to post something a little more pointed.
-j

 

Dear Tracking Number,
START WORKING ALREADY!!!
Sincerely, Just About To Call the PO.

 

Dear Luts,
WHY??? I could have used that money for food and stuff.
Love,
Just Sank $400.

Dear Mari-Owner,
STOP ADDING CHILDREN TO THIS FAMILY!!! I AM NOT THE DESIGNATED BABYSITTER!!!
No love,
Tarrant-the-only-resin-adult-here

 

Dear Me,
Please stop blowing extra Asura payments on doll stuff. Even if it's for him...
Sincerely, Doesn't Wanna Wait Six Months

Dear Karl,
If you want to know why you're not getting new shoes right away, even though the ones I got you didn't fit... see previous letter.
Sincerely, "Ze Giant Flesh-Person"

Dear Soom,
Go away, I'm ignoring you. Honest.
Sincerely, Not Soom'd... yet.

 

Dear Spoofynymph's Money,
Please multiply.

Lotsa Love,
All-the-BJD-companies-in-the-world

LOL

 

Dear Dollheart,
I´ve been buying/watching your products for a long time now and I love them. But what happened that you´re suddenly releasing so many sets for MSD boys ? They usually are forgotten and now 3-4 sets in one update...is a lot. Have your designers been watching too much Kuroshitsuji ? XD Please keep producing so many MSD sets, I couldn´t be happier

Love,
Me

 

Dear Sozael,

What did Volks say? Wee can has Sumeeka?

Sincerely,
Can't afford to drive to L.A.

 

Dear Money,
Please get laid. And don't use protection. I want to buy dolls.
Sincerely, Me

 

Dear Soom,
I totally wasn't at your site ten seconds after I wrote you last, and totally didn't bookmark two dolls.
Sincerely, BACK! BACK I SAY!

(I'm so screwed XD or is that... Soom'd...)

 

Dear Sakura (and other Dollfies)
Why must your skin stain so easily?
There's plenty of dark-colored outfits that I would like to get for you, but you can't wear them for more than a couple of minutes, so I hesitate.
Sincerely, your owner

 

Dear Fairyland;
Drugs are bad, you know.
Sincerely, your addicts

Dear doll companies;
Please have a crazy "everything is free" sale
Sincerely, everyone.

 

Dear Snow Dahlia and Unoss Siena
Why must you cost as much as a used car / engine upgrade?
Sincerely, Maybe If I save for a year?.




partial credit to tirsden

 

Dear Volks,
Please make a Sumika in Kansas City, We need the tourists
Sincerely, I won't buy anything (lol)

 

Dear my Job,
why can't you pay me in dolls?
Sincerely, Too-broke-for-wish-list

 

Dear Parents,
Plz call me for babysitting more often!
Sincerely, The One With No Job

Dear B&G,
Please have a random 50% off everything sale in the near future
Sincerely, Poor Person

Dear Diamond's Mind,
PLZ decided which doll you want!!
Sincerely, I can't pick.

 

Dear dollshe,
i've already waited years for my saint, why must you make me wait any longer?
signed,
QMA T_T
dear dollmore,
HA HA HA!!! i nearly have my dollmore kid boy trio complete i bet you're suprised....you are? well me too XD signed,
she who needs to bring pado home.

 

Dear Tracfone and/or AT&T,
Out of curiosity, where do the dolly pics go that don't show up in my email inbox? You guys fans too?
Sincerely, Quit Wasting My Minutes On Lost Messages

Dear Tirsden,
Get a real camera. Please.
Sincerely, Your Dolls

 

Dear Dennis from BBB,
Please learn count!
Sincerely, Waiting-for-3-weeks-for-5-weeks-already.

 

Also:
Dear DOA Marketplace,
Please become invisible when I come.
Sincerely, Poltorakota-without-money

 

Dear Parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, and friends of SkyKitty.
If all of y'all just give me $15-$20 for Christmas, I'll be able to afford another doll. That's all I really want for Christmas anyway.
Love-SkyKitty.

Dear wishlist.
STOP. GROWING. You're up to 13 already!
Love-SkyKitty.

 

Dearest Better Half,
If you get to collect guns, I get to collect dolls. And despite what you might think, my toys are less destructive.
Love,
Your other half

Dear Money,
We seem to be having some sort of problem. I need more of you for dolls, but you aren't here. Please to be appearing in my wallet?
Sincerely,
Hoping-for-first-doll

 

Dear 'Still Waiting on a MD to Capture Her Heart',
Done.
Sincerely, Soom.


also:

Dear Doll Companies-
Why do you insist on calling your new, large, detailed male bodies 'uncle' or 'senior uncle' bodies? My uncle does not look like that, and I do not want to contemplate my uncle's posing ability, or rotating peen bits.
Sincerely,
Your family relations are MUCH different than mine.

 

Dear last two weeks of my life,

Why did you screw up my plans to go to my first BJD meet this weekend?!

Sincerely, me

 

Dear Parents,

Please buy mean Unoa Lusis for my Eighteenth Birthday; SHE'S ALL I WANT!
NOT A CAR!
Sincerely, Me

 

AWESOME



Dear Fairyland,
Give me my littlefee. Now.
Sincerely, still waiting

Dear Doll Plans,
You do know I was planning on waiting a while between dolls, right? Then why are you making me want them all at once?
Sincerely, I want them all, right now.

 

Dear Soom,
Please pick my name tomorrow!
Sincerely, the girl that entered the lottery the minute it started

Dear father,
I was very serious when I said I wanted a body for Christmas...
Sincerely, your loving daughter

And one from the dollies themselves:
Dear Shenandoah,
Why so tall?
Sincerely, Pekoe and Phoenix

 

Dear Resinsoul,
Release your new double-jointed 1/4 boy already.
You said it'd be this month.
I can hardly stand the wait. This money's just burning a hole in my pocket.
Sincerely,
Mirrin

 

Dear Volks,
Please re-release Hijikata or Alain when I've saved up enough money.
Sincerely,
On a budget.

 

Dear National Novel Writing Month,
Thank you very much for distracting me from waiting for Asura. But... what happens when I'm done writing? O.o
Sincerely, The End Is In Sight

Dear NaNoWriMo,
Oh right, editing. Thanks again. XD
Sincerely, About That End Thing...

Dear Dream Doll Minifee Luka Full Package,
Hang in there Aiden, just another month or two. I get to wait for you after waiting on the government. I hope.
Sincerely, Settlement Monies = Furniture, Computer, Microwave....... DOLLS.

 

Dear SOOM,
You got me at last. >_> Thanks for the centaur babies.
Sincerely,
Soom'd

Dear Job,
I want some time off so I can work on doll mods and faceups, k thankx.
Sincerely,
Can't wait for Christmas break

Dear Thanksgiving,
I love you. I can't wait for you to come.
Love,
Starving artist/tired worker

Dear Amazon.com,
You tempt me so you coy little b*sturd.
Yes, I will end up buying more video games for Christmas. Even though I haven't even burned through half my 2-play list.
Love,
Economy boosting consumer

Dear owner,
I heard you bought my wife. Thanks. But please stop calling her my mail-order wife. That just sounds wrong.
Also...SHE BETTER HAVE CLOTHES. I know that sounds contradictory to my wants but I do care about her modesty.
No I don't care about YOU modesty...that joke is old. AND SO ARE YOU. >_>
Bitterly yours,
Lucius

 

Dear KawiChan,
Please get me my very bestest friend home soon.
Love, Psyche
(you know the doll you really, really love)

Dear Psyche,
If you had paid any attention lately you'd know i lost my job.
So you need to wait just a bit longer.
Love, KawiChan
(you know your loving owner)

 

Dear Pukifee PongPong,
Stop being so cute!
Sincerely, Me

 

Dear lolita brands,
Please stop releasing awesome new prints.
It's taking away money from my dollie fund.
Love, lolita wearing dollie wanter

 

Dear Soom,
Please stop making so many awesome dolls, take a break, my wallet is scared and out if it's mind. I want to see other companies o.o;
Sincerely, my money.

(couldn't resist this one XD)
Dear Lord,
Please let me not be lead into temptation (by these dolls).
Sincerely, me :p

 

Absolute first things that popped into my head, lol-

Dearest mother (me),
MOAR. CAKE. BUNNIES. NOW.
You have my gratitude, Alice.

My dearest Email,
I would so dearly appreciate you handing over my Epidos's shipping notice now, as I'm sure it is nothing short of your pure evil that has thus detained it.
Ever your slave, I-want-that-d@mn-shipping-notice

Dear Woman (also me),
I have as of recent noticed a sharp decline in the amount of "tribute" (ie, money) you've been sacrificing to my pleasure.
I must strongly insist that you make up for it soon, or I shall regret to inform you that some misfortune may be headed your way.
With all my love, (Of-so full of himself, pompous, arrogant, brat) Kurumja.

My goodness, these are addicting! LOL

 

Dear Dolls,
If you want your own dolls, I would prefer it that you pick something I already own. I'm looking at you, Asura. And you're not even here yet.
Sincerely, The Big Lady Person
P.S. Yes Aster I know you've been good about that. Thank you. Yes I saw the thing about cake in Alice's letter. NO we do not have any cake. And stop yelling, you're a room and a hallway away. -.-;;

Dear Brand New Off-Topic Doll,
I hope Asura likes you.
Sincerely, Not Deboxing Yet

Dear Cardboard, Fabric, Glue, etc.,
Please kindly rearrange yourself into something nice for an SD to sit on. Thanks.
Sincerely, My Back Hurts

 

Dear Tiaen,
You will like this wig, or you will go bald. End of story, Ms. Prissypants.
Sincerely, The Big Person with the Bank Account

Dear IMPLdoll,
Just because you're cheaper than SOOM doesn't mean I can afford your pretty fantasy dollies.
Sincerely, Tired of Saving Already

Dear SOOM,
NS Cuprit? You almost had me. Try harder next time.
Actually, you'd better not because if you find out how much I am looking forward to NS Vesuvia, you might be evil and release her during Christmas.
Sincerely, Praying to the SOOM LE Powers That Be

 

Dear Einen,
Well I finally found you as an IMPLdoll Charles. And when I say "finally" I mean "oh crap I hadn't even thought of you as a doll yet." I guess this gives me a good reason for wanting a DoD Homme Kirill... he's your Rion for sure. ^_^;;
Sincerely, Wish List Is Too Long Already

Dear NaNoWriMo,
Please stop inspiring me to write novels that inspire me to buy more dolls.
Sincerely, No I Don't Mean That

 

Dear airplane with my Syen on it,
Please fly a bit faster. Thanks a bunch!
Sincerely, Waiting Patiently

Dear Soom,
Please don't ever go away. I love you too much.
Sincerely, The One with the Empty Wallet

 

Yeah, apparently not only am I buying a Soom Beyla which was my inspiration for the story, I'm also buying a Souldoll Delmia as my Duchess and will probably find a sculpt for the King too at some point DX

 

Dear Volks,
Please re-release Yugiri. Preferably in the form of non-limited at Sato.
Sincerely, Sozael

 

Dear Soom,

Please don't release a magical snow fairy right before Christmas that I cannot afford.

Sincerely, Soom-a-holic

 

Dear Daniel,
Yes I know I promised you Shauna. Yes she will come, eventually.
Sincerely- the lady with the cash

Dear Aoife,
Your fairy wings are in the post already- and I bought them unemployed and with my bank account running dry- be gratefull you are getting them now anyway.
Sincerely- actually the lady without the cash

Dear NaNoWriMo-Megamind,
Really now, you're the whole reason I went on ahead and bought the sky blue BB Apollo on three-month layaway. Which will delay getting Shauna even more. Really now?
Sincerely- the writer with zilch in the bank

Dear All My Other Characters:
NO! You may not all have doll bodies.
Sincerely- the very crowded writer

 

Much love to my fellow NaNos!

Dear US Government,
Disability backpay. NOW. .......Please?
Sincerely, My Dream Doll Is A Limited

Dear Our Generation Horses,
Can you send me one of your white hooved friends for free? Please? The NaNo character(s) MSDs are so far down the wishlist it's not even funny...
Sincerely, OH GODS THEY WANT HORSES NOW

 

Dear SoulDoll
Please stop tempting Clorista, she has a space imposed doll limit.
Sincerely The Shelves in the Closet

Dear Grigoriy and Misha
Thank you for being here to cuddle.
Sincerely Clorista

 

Dear Cream,
I know you love Morant but please give Kyle a chance. <_>
Love, Me

Dear Harley,
Stop being so tempting. I'll buy you one day ;;
Sincerely, Me

 

Dear SOOM,
please release new good looking male in CW, thanks.
Sincerely, I-Shouldn't-Really-Wish-For-That

Dear postoffice,
I know you have my Glati, now hand him over.
Sincerely, I'm-Really-Tired-Of-Waiting

Dear Kheri,
You're my most spoiled boy even you're not here yet.
Sincerely, The-One-Who-Spoils-You

Dear Brains,
please stop making characters for every nice doll I see.
Sincerely, Someone-Stop-Me

 

Dear Resinsoul,
Please send out my Wu soon.
I really want to have him for my first meet.
Sincerely,
Patiently Waiting

 

Dear OOAK epic thing I've found on Etsy for lil' bro's dolly,
Please don't sell.
Sincerely, Waiting On Funds

Dear Mimiwoo,
Thanks for making SD pink feather wings available. I cannot resist. Now, black I'd like to see too, but I can live with pink. XD
Sincerely, Next Month's Shopping List

 

Dear doll babies,
Please learn to paint your own damn faceups.
Sincerely, yo' busy mama.

 

Dear doll head in the marketplace,
Please don't get sold before I get my tips from work in the bank.
Sincerely, I'm-eating-Ramen-for-the-next-month-straight


aaaand back into hiding... *lurk lurk*

 

Dear Germany deliver office,
WHAT the hell are you doing by sending my package back to sender after only one attempt to deliver!?!
Sincerely, I'm-so-gonna-complain-for-this!

 

Dear Sen Umihiro, my fat-headed superstar boy,
I'm sorry for stripping your pants in public infront of two girls. I deserve the two punches and the kick you gave me shortly after.
PS: I ain't have any money for your expensive clothings boy, survive like a professional.
Sincerely, Your human slave.

Dear Alistair Skye my cute floating head Ryu,
Please forgive me for not giving you a nice faceup and a body. I'll try to gather enough cash by next year March and you can join Sen in his photoshoot. Please teach Sen some manners and lesson. I know I can count on you
Sincerely, your cute girl Shunyuki XD

 

Dear factory people,
please produce my Lyre in record time.
Sincerely,
person with no patience

Dear Lysander Raphael Yuu,
please don't come with a GL attitude :P
Sincerely,
the gurl whose house ur staying in

 

Dear Fairyland,
Please can you hurry up and finnish making my girlfriend
as cool as my brother is i need some other company, hes getting on my
nerves lol

Many thanks,

Kasumi Chamcham