Dear Blank, Please Blank.

Dear Michaels: Please hire me so that I may have more money to spend on dolls.
Love, Anchi

Dear LoongSoul: Please stop taking so long to send orders to Mint on Card
Love, Anchi

 

Dear Dollshe,
Please stop making 2-3 month shipping promises to new buyers when orders from 8-5 months ago haven't shipped.
Sincerely, Dollshe lover

Dear floating heads,
Please don't worry I have a body for you to borrow when I need you.
Sincerely,
procrastinating photo-story script writer

 

Dear Doll Chateau
Please please please keep the beautiful tan, grey and green resin until I get that insurance money. I don't eve know what I want in green yet but I want your beautiful winged people.
Sincerely,
In-love-with-Zenobia-and-Matthew

 

Dear Impldoll,
Please stop tempting me with your pretty and affordable sculpts and tricking me into thinking they'll take less money than they really will with faceup, eyes, wigs, etc...and stop being so good at appealing to my anime otaku sensibilities. Oh god why did Iris' store photos and faceup have to be so cute?! With the worried looking eyebrows and bunny outfit! Oh and please don't discontinue her...
Sincerely, someone who's been eyeing Iris since like 2012.

Dear Magical Angel, Mirodoll, and any other companies selling affordable bodies as well as companies selling heads separately for less than or around $100
Please stop giving me the hope that somehow I can affordably hybrid my favorite sculpts with cheaper bodies and have them that way when we all know that the face up and clothes and wigs are gonna add significantly to the cost...and please don't discontinue certain sculpts...Migidoll Siho, Withdoll Cynthia, I'm looking at you.
Sincerely, someone who already has characters&designs for them planned out so I just need to get the money for it.

 

Dear Migidoll,

Please re-stock your Cute Sun head soon so that you guys can take my money and I don't get tempted by another doll.

Thanks, Akemi-chan

 

Dear Clover;

Please make dolls great again.

Thanks - Xanadu

 

Dear Money Exchange,
Please stop costing me over $100 extra then the original price.
Regards, eating two minute noodles for life

 

Dear Iplehouse,
Please don't tempt me ... for just 6 more weeks... I'm not asking too much am I?
Sincerly,
so close to paying off my Visa ><

 

Dear Dolly Lust,

Please stop pestering me with the urge to buy more dolls. You're killing me here.

Sincerely,
Blukissed's bank account

 

Dear TohruIchi,

Please stop spending all the paycheck money on dolls.

Signed,
Your Dearest Husband

 

Dear little resin monsters:

Just when I thought I was out, you pull me back in! *fistshake*

Sincerely,
holy crap it's been a long time.

 

Dear Bank Account,
I am so sorry but Dark Tales Dolls are so so gorgeous I needed her...

Sincerely,
Kinda regretting it but also not

 

Dear Ringdoll,
I ordered more of your lovely heads. They are just heads so please send them soon.
Sincerely,
Impatiently waiting

 

Dear way pricier than planned doll,
Why do I want you in dark tan?
Sincerely,
Why am I too picky to get something cheaper

Dear Soom, Iplehouse, etc and limiteds,
Continue to not be tempting.
Sincerely,
Does not want to get Soom'd

Dear past me,
Why have you become so obsessed?
Sincerely,
Present me

Dear DoA website,
Stop distracting me!
Sincerely,
Person that has been on here daily and doesn't even have a doll

Dear characters,
I thought we agreed that I was only creating characters for sculpts and not the other way round. So stop trying to get me to make an army of tinies. Yes they are cheaper than SDs, but if I shell even a fraction of you they won't be for long.
Sincerely,
Only two dolls, capisce?

Dear Marketplace,
I know you probably have one of the dolls I want, but could you please have the other for half off? Thanks.
Sincerely,
Who am I kidding, this sculpt is ridiculously unpopular

 

Dear Canada Post,
I paid and extra fortune to get it here BEFORE the strike,
Please help me understand why you ignored it being "priority post" and treated it like regular despite the payment?
Sincerely
PO'ed at the useless post now with 1k of goods in the ether that is your useless system.

 

Dear DOA,
Thanks for giving me a fun distraction. Yaaaay, new doll!
Love,
my irresponsible self.

Dear DOA,
I've now bought a doll for a doll that isn't even here yet. Aaaannnd, because I've spent so much time poking around the forum, I still haven't gone over all my insurance options. Why are you so addicting?
Sincerely,
responsible me.

Dear Insurance companies,
Why must you be so ridiculously complicated, yet so necessary?
No love,
me

 

Dear humidity,
WHYYYYYYYY
Love,
Everyone

Dear Haru Casting,
See you soon!
Love,
Atropos, Lachesis & Styx

Dear articulated penises on dolls,
LOLOLOL
Love,
Me, until I pick one of them up with my hand supporting his butt and the thing moves and I'm like OH NO WHAT BROKE oh it's that.

 

Dear Fairyland,

please re-release all the events heads you've ever offered.

Sincerely,
Waiting.

 

Dear Souldoll,

If you're going to release a bunch of new pretties all at once, you could wait until the money tree I planted starts blooming.
Love,
Me

Dear Money Tree,
Why aren't you growing yet?? ;o;
Love,
Me

 

Dear MYou & acbjd,

Please don't plan to arrive while I'm on vacation. Before or after would be great, thanks. I'm starting to feel nervous...

Sincerely,
Calendar Watcher

 

ahh , this might be off topic but now I finally have answers if that company was somehow partners cause I have a Miyu and when i was searching threads it shows both company and i'm completely new at the hobby lol

 

Dear dolls,
please don't freak out that I poke your eyes every 30 minutes
i'm still learning on how to position them to look real

 

Dear paycheck,
Please try to hang around a little longer in the future so I can buy a doll in France.
Thanks, Amber

 

Dear owner,
please dont feel bad that you left me in the back of a dark closet when you left home for a while
sincerely, ochin and co.

 

Dear fifth motif, please sell more venitus in the future when I can buy one

 

Dear Val,
I'm not sorry for not standing or sitting when you want me to. lol
Yours truly, Alice

 

Dearest SoulDoll Tarot series,
Why were most of you made before I was into BJDs? I'd give an arm and a leg for an Amon or Kyle.
Sincerely, a saddened newbie

Dear brother,
If you continue to be rude I will make sure to bring all my dolls out everytime you bring anyone over, especially girls you like, undress my dolls in front of them, pull off their wigs, take out their eyes, and tell your friends stories of how my dolls walk around at night and make sure your friends never want to come over again. Remember, you live with me and you are too much of a slob to move out.
Sincerely, the salty adopted sister

 

Dear people with Volks heads,
Please buy my Volks body.
Love, Amber

And for good measure,

Dear Amber,
Stop watching threads on the MP.
Sincerly, your bank account.

 

Dear Dollshe,
Either finish my Arsene or give me another option. This waiting sucks and I don't know if he is worth it.
Sincerely,
My empty wallet

 

Dear Exchange Rate,

Please lower down.

Sincerely,

Almost broke because y'all just aint nice.

 

Dear Mandarake,

Please stop having dolls I HAVE to own.

Thanks,
Amber

 

Dear my Doll,
Sorry for making you hit yourself in the face as I dress you at times.
Sincerely
Me

Dear my future bank account in a few days,
Sorry.
Sincerely
Me.
P.s Not really :P

 

Dear Volks F01,
WHY MUST YOU HAVE SUCH A CHUNKY NECKHOLE?
Yours truly, Kar

Dear Luts,
You know that your Sleeping Chiwoo head is too cute, why not make more?
Just sayin', my emotions

Dear Puerto Rico,
It's bad enough that your economy is a bag of poo, why must shipping to you be so expensive on every doll site?
Sincerely, your doll community

 

Dear Dollshe,

Sincerely,
My waning patience

 

Dear doll,
I hope you enjoyed your trip to England.
Sorry I called you ugly with your face up.
I swear you're beautiful.
Regards,
Me
Ps: Your new face up is gonna be rocking!

 

Dear Leo Pheonix,

Please order us the right eyes. We all feel wrong with the ones we're wearing.

Patiently Waiting,

Conri, Ephemera, Ethan, Hei, Rhiannon

 

Dear wallet,
Please forgive me for last year's dolly buying binge. I promise to better this year.
Sincerely,
Swamped with dolly related projects

 

Dear Asha,
I swear I will shell you in to a doll as soon as I can.
But they are expensive and you are bloody picky!
Regards
A fed up mun with a complaining RP character.

Dear Resinsoul,
Please enjoy my money and give me an adorable dragon.
Regards,
Kinda broke now.

 

Dear Volks,
Please make your Yosd hands easier to buy outside Japan.
Sincerely,
Longing for more hand choices

 

Dear Ilya,
I'm sorry I took embarrassing pictures with your headless body. I promise your new faceup will be worth it. Enjoy your trip.
Lots of love, Me

Dear Me,
Stop looking at dolls. Stop it. You have no money.
Sincerely, Me

Dear Ilya (again),
I promise I'll get your wig and eyes soon. And clothes. I'm sorry about the frilly bloomers, but your butt is huge and nothing fits.
Love, Me

 

Dear MOC,
Please mail my doll to me on Monday! It's been a long 26 weeks wait!
Sincerely,
One worn out dolly mommy

 

Dear Meg,
I'm sorry I can't figure out how to put your high heel legs on nicely so you can wear the boots I brought you.
I promise I'm trying to learn this restringing thing.
It's hard.
Regards,
Please stop complaining damn it!

 

Dear Rosenlied's random bag (yes, both of you),

Please have cute clothes that'll fit my mom's Migidoll Faith girl. She'd be so happy.

Yours truly,
Val

 

I love 4th-wall meta doll humour. Idk,aube it's because it's so late but I just laughed so hard I cried XD

 

Dear Asha,
I'm sorry I haven't gotten you shelled in a doll yet.
I'm sorry I'm now buying Sircca and ignoring you once again.
But you're picky as anything and I want a Narnia style centaur!
Regards,
Please stop complaining.

 

Dear Delf Claus,
One day...
Sincerely, Orange

Dear Luts,
Why don't you just sell heads? I don't have space for a million dolls!
Sincerely, Orange

Dear Orange's bank account,
You're gonna get hit.
Sincerely, Claus.

 

Dear me,
Stop planing more dolls and finish your curent ones.
Sincerely, My friends who can't keep up with my plans.

Dear sculpters,
Please make more chubby body's (female and male wise).
Sincerely, A person with abig love for chubby bodies

 

Dear Loong Soul,

Please stop popping 'em cute guys out so quickly like popcorn.

Sincerely,
Somebody's wallet

 

Dear Souloid Phiel (in gold),



(Translated: You're so pretty and I already have a character for you! Why did you have to be limited and where the heck am I gonna get one of you?)

Sincerely
- Someone who really doesn't need anymore dolls on their wishlist

 

Dearest Dollzone and Ringdoll,

Sincerely,
Dakota and Equinox

 

Dearest dolls of my collection,
Please decide among yourselves which one of you wants to go first to test the new airbrush paints. Be brave, I'll be waiting for a sign!
Sincerely,
Mimi, mad scientist with spring fever.

 

Dear Etsy,

Stop recommending super cute outfits for the dolls. This account is owned by a person with no impulse control.

Sincerely,
TessieKat's bank account

 

Dear motivation,

yes, it's a holiday, but that doesn't mean you get a day off. Come back here so I can do stuff while there's time.

Sincerely,
someone lacking motivation to work on doll stuff

 

Dear Toshi,

I'm sorry I haven't bought your traditional clothes yet. I found an adorable Etsy shop and Aelic needs more cute outfits.

With love,
Completely unable to prioritize


Dear Aelic,

I hope you're happy.

Love,
Still completely unable to prioritize

(P.S. Aelic, you're adorable and I feel no regret.)

 

Dear dollshe

Why? Why did I have to see the 18m sale? Why did I have to have a character for a tan Bernard?

Sincerely,
My wallet

 

Dearest MP,

why do you harbor so many gorgeous doll heads I really don't need? Stop tempting me.

Sincerely,

Jany's doll plans

 

Dear Shipping Notice,

Please do kindly show up in my inbox, I am getting tired of the constant questions from a very anxious and eager teenager about his precious baby.

Love,
My patience



Dear Money,

You're welcome to show up any time now.

Love,
My Doll Schemes

 

Dear Bad Weather,

Please stay away so I can give Viktoriya her new face up (since I destroyed the first one today by accident).

Sincerely, my Once-You-Start-It-You-Finish-It-NOW mindset

 

Dear EMS,

The weather is fine here in the States. Please get your act together and send me my doll.

Sincerely,
Seriously, I've never had to wait so long.

 

Dear BJD industry,

Please make more female sculpts with straight or downward-curving noses. Teeny tiny upturns are cute, but they're everywhere and I'd like to see something else now.

Sincerely,
desperate to shell a Roman-nosed dame!