Clever slogans

I'll have a go:

'I'm cute, I'm sweet, and I'm bad for your wallet'

'Trust me to listen'

'I never answer back'

'I am with you all the way'

'I am a Beware Jointed Doll'

'Sweet Me wants Sweet You, and a walk in the clothing department'

'That one is my brother, this one is the money pit'

'I believe in Rainbows, my Owner in Doll Addiction.'

'My Joints are better than my Jokes'

'I am the Quiet One, I Tune Money'.

'You'll never look at humans the same way EVER'

'I am the Safe Bet: you got to keep me.'

'Avoid the crowd, shop at BJDs 'R Us.'

'It's all Lies! I only ask for necessities!'

'You don't need the Lonely Hearts column, I'll be with you Forever.'

'I'll make sure you never have money for drugs'.

'Buy me, keep me, die with me.'

'I am good for your mental health'.

'I will bring you other worlds'.

'Love to learn? Buy me.'

Well, this is it for the time being.

 

"BJDs: Drugs would have been cheaper"

Or maybe matching ones for you and your doll, as a play on those "I'm with stupid" shirts some people have:
"I'm with resin" (or vinyl I suppose) for you
"I'm with human" for the doll

"A treat for the eyes, a threat for your wallet"

That's all I got for now, haha. I love that idea! Do you mind if I did something like that for me and my dolls too?

 

Some more:

'I am legit, drugs aren't.'

'You don't need to snort me to be entertained.'

I plan to print sayings/slogans on my boy's t-shirts, so, for me, it is a good exercise.

 

hahahaha love the second one

 

"BJDs: The most expensive piece of plastic you'll ever own"

"My mouth may not move, but I can still give you some nasty bites."

"The best way to learn patience"

 

"Keep staring, I never lose this contest" <-- works best on dolls with that straight ahead, wide eyed gaze

 

I'm gonna have a go.

For us humans
"Yes, I'm a grown adult and these are my babies"
"At least I have a job and a healthy hobby"
"Keep calm and love dolls"
"Golf is more expensive. I don't need to pay membership fees."
"I love him/her" - think couple shirts. an arrow could be pointing to the left where you're supposed to hold your doll.

For dolls
"Nope, my name is neither Chucky nor Tiffany"
"Keep calm and don't yellow"
"Today I'm European, tomorrow I'm Asian"
"Do you seriously think I will move by myself?"
"I can't live without him/her" - think couple shirts. an arrow could be pointing to the right where you're supposed to hold your doll.
"I have a doll too!" - best if you let your doll holds a mini-doll
"Play with me!"
"Don't leave me sitting on the shelves for too long"
"AC ≠ BC" - could be drawn like ACDC style, except its meant for Authencity Certs is not equal to Birth Certs. funny? no? ok..
"I can do a handstand longer than you"

 

BJDs - feel like a serial killer without the blood!
BJDs - when trafficking in body parts is actually legal.
Resin Bites (when strung too tight)
Body Mods by Dremel
You should see my Optional Parts.
Keep your headcap on. / Keep your hair on.
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

 

maybe reference mean girls with "We're the Plastics" lol

there's also the old favorite "I'm not short; I'm fun sized!"

 

"Is that a magnetic attachment, or are you just-- Ah. There it goes. It was magnetic after all."

"Body by [insert doll company]"

"I'd love to chat, but my dolls are waiting."

 

• These joints don't need cooking
• Kicking Nut
• Resin Mate
• Resin for Ever
• Humans maketh me
• Elastics more than electrics
• I don't twang
• Highly strung
• You can string me along
• Floppy perhaps, Reckless never
• On your own? Have me
• Nope, I ain't vinyl
• Was it ''BUY'' you pressed?
• We're lovely in every size
• Dolls' world's Bird Of Paradise
• I do ''Dead Pan'' very well
• Your money has my name on it
• Headbutts' expert
• Kick Ace
• You won't find a fickle bone in my body

I just couldn't resist...