Silly Caption Game!

Raticus: "hey, hey, Jae, whatca doing? Killed anything recently? have ya? tell me."
Jae: *sighs* "No Raticus, I'm too good for that. I hire people to kill for me."


Red hair: Fedora
Black/Blue hair: Alex

 

Fedora: *GASP*
Alex: "What? What is it?"
Fedora: "I think I figured out who dies next on Game of Thrones."
Alex: ". . . ." *goes back to checking email*



Blond on left: Agatha Heterodyne, mad scientist
Brunette on right: Hatsune Miku, diva and professional troll

 

Agatha: Look at this fine specimen, isn't it great, Hey Miku?
Miku: Lets stick it under Len's blanket!~ :P
(assuming this Miku Hatsune knows Len Kagamine if not...)
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Agatha: I'd propose that since this skull is of a greater size than yours, that it was a more intelligent individual than yourself.
Miku: Don't call me a loser! Do I look like a loser to you? *makes loser hand sign*
Agatha: With that pose, yes.


From left to right,
BishonenHouse Vince, Mira, and Steve!

 

Mira: This is so embarrassing, I arrived without any clothing.
Vince: I think you look just fine!
Steve: Ignore him, come with me to the closet.
Mira: Whatever shall become of me?

DSCF0808 by SteamWitch BJDmama, on Flickr
Austin and Kilian

 

Lets try this one again.
Cricket and Rat by SteamWitch BJDmama, on Flickr
Cricket and a Halloween Rat

 

Trying to revive this game. Last photo is dead, so let's restart:

Standing: Samuel. On floor: Matilda

 

Samuel: Why are you on the floor and where is the furniture?
Matilda: Oh! I saw a *shudder*spider crawl under the couch cushion and i couldn't find it anywhere, and since I couldn't be sure where it went it all had to go. It's in the back yard. On fire.
Samuel: You burned the furniture!?
Matilda: Well, the spider is gone *spider gleefully runs across her shoe)*....eeeeek!
ullilaw by Kit Lioncourt, on Flickr
Right is Ulli and left is his bestie Law

 

Ulli: I think I saw something move over there. Do you have cat or something?
Law: No...
Ulli: Do you think there is a ghost in here, or an alien?
Law: Allright, no more horror movies for you.


This is Lilja.

 

Lilja: Crystal, crystal, crystal ball, who's the fairest of them all?
Crystal ball: Please hold. The next operator will be available in 30 minutes. (endless bland music from the '60s)

#Time Machine by Nadine, on Flickr

Kitty's name is Phaedra

 

Bear: How did I get here?
Robot: You went for the bananas and got caught.
Owl: The rest of the story can only be found...in the Twilight Zone.


This is Sternauge. Have at it!


Sternauge the merman by Ryuichi Sakuma, on Flickr

Ryu

 

Sternauge: Oh, I don't plan to get wet. It takes forever to dry my hair.

Elion is the human, Kit is the catboy
20200303_135059_resized by Kit Lioncourt, on Flickr

 

Elion: Why are they looking at us like that? Don't they know that the "temporary, mock-up pants -stage" is a natural part of every dolls developement?
Kit: Don't bother, they are in denial. They are just human, after all. I bet their dolls uderstand, though.


Left, on the floor: Samuel
In the middle, on the bed: Matilda
Right, on the bed: Lilja
Monster under the bed: Otto

 

Matilda: AARGH, HELP! What is this thing under my bed!
Samuel: Oh don't worry, this is my new pet Otto. He loves to lurk under beds. *petting Otto*
Lilja: Not again... what I have been telling about bringing stray animals to our house!
Otto: *happy monster noises* :3



In the black dress: Mumu
Sitting on the ground: Trix
+ Mr. Rabbit (Mumu's toy)

 

Momo: Oh, Trix! Now you've spilled your tea, again. Look at Mr. Rabbit, he holds his cup properly. You should be more like him.
Trix: Stiff, wooden and with no thumbs?


Samuel on the left, Matilda on the right.

 

Matilda: How dare you grow your hair longer than mine!
Samuel: I can't help it if I'm beautiful! *flips hair*

Miku cosplaying as Wednesday Addams.


Miku as Wednesday on a Monday by Ryuichi Sakuma, on Flickr

Ryu

 

ing this thread since I was the last person to post on it.

Ryu

 

Miku: "Hey, I said I was a method actress, but this whole 'caged songbird' trope is a little overplayed, don't you think?"

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This is Remi (Full name Remiel).
(The moment I find a way to post more photos online, I'll get back into the game more! I love silly captions!)

 

Remi: ... and they lived happily ever after in the underworld. Time for bed now, skeleton.

Skeleton: ONE MORE STORY! I'm already dead why do I have a bedtime T_T




Asa has orange hair, Vickie has blue hair.

 

Vickie: "Oh, goody! I've finally got my hand on a new test subject! The chloroform was a great idea...
Now... how am I going to colour your hair? Neon green? Highlighter yellow? Violent violet???"

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This is Helena.
(if the photo doesn't show up, the link should work. I'm still working on trying to find a place to post the photos. Sorry!)