"Oh I Wish I Were a Little Bar of Soap" challenge

So I'm always making up new verses to this song. This is the original (no, it's not mine, although I do have a cute little girl):

Some of my others are:
Oh, I wish I were a little Hershey bar.
Oh, I wish I were a little Hershey bar.
I'd be chocolatey and yummy, and fill everybody's tummy
Oh I wish I were a little Hershey bar

Oh, I wish I were a speed limit sign
Oh, I wish I were a speed limit sign
You ignore me on your way, now the police have their say
Oh, I wish I were a speed limit sign

I wanted to put a BJD spin on it and see what some other people can come up with ^^