If photos aren't showing up properly, view here instead. Spoiler: For the uncensored version [MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY] 18+ please, NSFW __________________________________________ “... Take cover, boys; he's at it again.” *sigh* “What even is all this crap? “Just a bunch of garba–ooh.” “‘Light of your life,’ huh?” *chew* “Mm. Least he got one thing right. Not that I’ll ever give him the satisfaction.” “??? … This is new.” “Do I even… dare…” *tug* “UGH!” “Can’t he just text them to strangers like a normal pervert? What is he expecting? ‘just what I’ve always wanted, can’t wait to hang it in the powder room?’ Where did he even find a painter willing to–” *bzz-bzz* “...” *bzz-bzz-BZZ-BZZ* “Well. If it isn’t tall dark and homeless. Where’s your anatomy lesson?”
*sigh* “Classy.” *bzz* *b-bmp* “I’m… truly pathetic, aren’t I?” *sigh* “Someone tell Cupid to work on his aim.” __________________________________________ THE END
Oh no I love how you've worked with posing and expressions with eyes, I truly laughed out loud! (it's also reassuring to know I'm not the only one hit with wordpress problems today )
Glad to know I made you laugh! No, it's not just you, and I'm glad to know it's not just me. I picked a bad day to try to update my site. Glad this one was only 17 images and not 40+!
Oh my gosh what a gift!!! I'm sure the chocolates were much better than decent though. I hope she has a lovely date with her hungry boyfriend
„Tall dark and homeless“ lmao! Beautifully shot and cleverly told! Quite intrigued, how long did you have to try to get the picture where she throws the crumpled paper behind her? However long it took, was worth it! Proper masterpiece that is! Also, well, … would like to see the censored photo…. cough… asking for a friend.., obviously.., PS: Forgot the most important thing: Thank you! Very much enjoyed this :-)
Oh my this is beautiful! Great photos and beautiful props. I laughed out loud when I saw the censored pic.
@nyaaain I'm sure they'll have a lovely time if she can manage to get out of the house to see him. Surely his desire for her extends beyond filling his belly, he just has a hard time showing it... @kelpie Thank you so much and you are very welcome! The paper-toss picture was quite easy; the paper is crumpled over a length of dark thread. I am holding it by the ends just out of frame. My hand wobble made for the perfect blur, and any hint of thread was smoothed out with the clone tool in editing. I wondered if anyone would get curious. I have created an uncensored version and placed a link at the beginning. NSFW/mature rating for nudity (and yes, that IS Mr. Perle, with joints edited out and run through a filter.) @chrstphrl Very glad you liked it! The idea gave me a naughty giggle when it came to me and I'm happy with how it turned out.
@Havra The uncensored version adds a whole new level to this!! It turns out my mental image of the painting was much too tasteful
I think her reaction says it all when it comes to his passions, that man is recklessly unhindered by taste or a lack thereof.
Oh my, I would like to agree to that! @Havra Thanks for explaining how the paper-throw-picture was made! I would never have guessed! It indeed is the blur that makes the movement!