Funny Things You said since getting into the Hobby!

"Awesome, more eyes for the eye box!"

"Augh, stop! Quit kicking me! OUCH!" (If anyone overheard, it might sound like abuse, haha)

"Seriously dude, keep your robe closed. Quit flashing the world."

"He's so tight, it's really hard to take his hands off."

 

I have some:
"I really want her to wear high heels, I gotta get her some new feet"
"Oh shu, his scalp keeps falling of!"
"she can't hold her head up, I guess she needs to get tightened up"
"The head is not dry yet"
(me sealing before and after face-up)
"He always hits me in the face, when I try to look at him"
(my doll is strung really tight and hits alot)

 

I just gonna change head

 

Her head is hanging off, im gonna fix it later
I can't find her eyes!

 

''I wonder if my boy weight as much as a cat''
''I am looking forward swapping heads!''
''This boy is turning into a sea-loving vampire''
''I've bought heads!'', '' no way I'm buying this body''
''his goat ears are drop dead gorgeous''
''have you seen his antennas? And his insect arms? He's got such great green colour skin, he'll fit right in the family.''

 

"Yeah his body is in the closet in pieces."
"No! I dropped my leg...!"

 

"It feels so nice to be able to hug a full body again." -When I had unstrung my dolls for cleaning + re-coating.
"Yay! No more hugging headless bodies!" -A week after, when their heads returned from having new faceups done.

 

"I got some surprise eyes."
"YOU BROKE HIS FACE"
"we're not talking to you 'cause you won't apologise to Bae(we being me&baelfire and baelfire being my dim edmon xD)"
"i have two bald babies cuddling in my room"
"-looks at all the posters etc draped over the temporary doll area- I AM A HORRIBLE PARENT"
"oh, and incase you were wondering -moves clothes on rail- here's bae"
"fuck shoes. shoes are the devil."
yeah but y'know how much you paid for that skirt right? That's the price of an outfit... for Aria. she's TEENY. like damn we have expensive hobbies"
"I no con, i poor, i dolls." (to my friend yesterday in her car when she was driving me home 'cause we were talking about the con this weekend that i was planning on going to but yeah... I bought Chou instead xD)
"-Destry falls off my lap when i try and put his new shoes on and the back of his head comes off- oops -picks up and reattaches- it's okay baby, now behave"

 

Me: "I need a box for my head." I'm sending my boy off for a face up.

 

me: "what are you doing"
gf: "making dolly soup"
me: "mmmh dolly soup" (joey from friends' voice)

 

"If someone came into this house, they would think it belongs to dolls instead of humans!"

Ryu

 

"If I am still too sick to get out of bed all day then I am too sick to dress you all up. No, I am sorry, I really am! So please stop nagging me you all. I'll get to it, I promise, eventually, when I can sit up all day long without coughing 20 zillion times." That was me explaining and apologizing to the pack of naked BJD's sitting in my closets for the fact that I haven't so much as touched them hardly since I moved in and got sick shortly after. I still get the guilts every time I open that closet. I've been sick as heck all Winter. They're dolls. They don't care, they'll wait, but OH my subconscious does....

 

Me: YES MY NEW FANBOY IS HERE.
some one at work: what! were
me: it my new boy he just game in
work: :0 dos he have remove boy pits? like your last one
me: no not this time but he do have eyes this time

 

I excitedly announced to a co-worker...

"I bought myself a little boy last night!"

Immediately followed by her look of horror

 

Here, put this in the spare head box.
I need to go to the post office to get my box of hair.
Oh good, there are eyeballs in the mailbox!
I have a head problem.

I really do have a floating head problem. Why do bodies have to be so expensive!?

 

My non-doll-collecting sister was quite distressed when I told her sometimes hands or heads have to come off for clothes to go on correctly!

With an OT doll but still relevant: I once ordered a new (male) doll head and the person who sent it wrote "boy parts" on the outside of the box. I can only imagine what the post office thought I was picking up that day.

 

I was looking at buying my first doll and mumbled out loud to myself 'do i want one with a penis even if the head is cute?' and the person near me gave me the weirdest look and sorta shifted away from me xD

 

When my parents got something they bought online recently-
"You got what you ordered, where's Sparrow's new head?" Doll Zone doesn't ship very fast...

 

best thing that was ever said to me? "Why is this bag full of hands?" Love this hobby

 

*looking at a collection of boy bits*

"LOVE your refrigerator magnet collection!"

Ryu

 

Me: i need a way to organize my eyes. Oh i know i can make a wall of eyes!
((i made a wall with eye putty and pushed my eyes into it.))

 

"did you make sure that you were getting the extra d*ck parts?"

 

" Test subject 1 is a body snatcher, she stole Ardith's body when she wasn't looking"

 

"700 dollars? Wow, that's cheap!"

 

"I ordered the big boobs but they gave me the medium boobs"

 

"Just one more doll"

 

"Maybe I should buy an extra pair of eyes"
"Buying the body and head separate might be cheaper"
"Do I want a coffee baby or a chocolate baby?"

 

"I keep all bodiless heads in the hospital over there"

 

Me: *gasps* Hunny, look! It looks like he comes with different sized penises!
Boyfriend: .... wait. What?

 

Me: I need to take your pants off so I can use your butt as a reference.
Or
Me: I can't fix your leg without taking your pants off

 

my son swallowed one of my eyes

or my girl arrived, but her hair won't be here till at least next week

 

I love her face but i would probably sell her body

 

"I want a blond man next."

 

'My head didn't work for me'

 

I have a few:

"I accidentally pulled the wrong string and his upper body fell off!"
"No! His eye cracked open!"
and
"I've gotta sew this guy a pair pants. I can't have his dick hanging out."

 

"His ass is eating my finger!" me talking to my friend while trying to let my doll sit down with really tight pants.

 

"Can you hand me his foot?"

Singing "ive got a lovely bunch of eyeballs dodododo here they are just sitting in a row dododo big ones, small ones, all to fit in their heads!"

"Excuse the boobs"-everytime i show a shirtless doll i want haha

"Fae quit grabbing loreleis boobs!"No matter how i pose him hes always grabbing there XD

"I am getting a new body soon! Then im selling my sister the old one"

 

This one wasent mine but since my friend dosnt got Doa i wanted to share this

"I need more tits bruh" my friend wanting more female dolls

 

Probably the best thing was my husband calling me on the phone while buzzed:

"Oh, god, hunny, I'm sorry! His leg just popped right off and now my fingers hurt!"

My doll had been sitting next to the couch, my hubby had bumped him and his string had popped out of his ankle joint, causing his entire leg to slide off. My poor drunk hubby tried to fix his stringing but couldn't manage to loop it around the joint (which later had to be altered anyway because it kept happening)

 

"My dolls keep playing musical wigs" (aka switching wigs between dolls as in musical chairs)

"Don't come in, there are eyes and heads everywhere on the table and it's a mess"

 

"he comes with fIVE PENISES?!?"
i mean, i dont think thats a normal thing to say....

oh loongsoul.

also, after the first sentence.... "IM SO EXCITED"

 

So my best friend didn't know that dolls had genitals, and when I told her that it was rather amusing
Me: "Look at this body, it's so pretty!"
Friend: "It sure is but is that a... vagina?"
Me: "Oh yeah it is, these dolls are anatomically correct."
Friend: "So does that mean that male dolls also have-"
Me: "Yeah they do have penises, but they're not not that big so they won't show through clothes too much. Some are even jointed!"
Friend: "I'm a bit shocked"

 

"I finally found a buyer for my body Q_Q gonna put that money towards Sakuya's body!!!!"
Then my friends told me how awkward that sounds

 

"My girl has to stay in her box when I'm not around."

"Should probably stop to open her head everyday."

 

"I need just one MSD-boy. I can change wigs and eyes and it will be like a new doll each time. One will be enough." looooool

 

"Why do I feel more physically attracted to this doll than I do any human?" Is something I ask myself quite frequently.

 

I think I'm going to sell my girl, and get a small boy instead. I just find them more fun to play with.

 

This one made me giggle. I've thought the same thing, haha

 

My girlfriend found it very odd that I was replying to someone with "Congrats on your new body!" It does sound really weird taken out of context 0_o

 

"Damn it I don't have what I need. She'll have to stay in pieces in her box until I can buy it tomorrow."

My friend couldn't stop laughing at how bad it sounded.

 

These are hilarious! Some of mine...

"She's really floppy"
"I can't find her head!"
"I can't get her eyes to fit!"
"I need to change her bust size"
"Damn her hair fell off!"
"Let me take her head off so I can put her shirt on"
"Aw look how cute her little panties are!"
"I have to fix her spine"

Probably alot more that I can't think of too....

 

Oh my gosh, I've laughed so hard reading this thread! We say a lot of things in this hobby that would bring strange looks in polite company.

"What do we do with the body?"

"Oh my god, she has the cutest butt dimple!"

"WHY IS HER FACE OFF?!"

And my favourite: "Just FYI, there is a head in the sink."

 

Recent exchange between me and a post office worker:
HIM: Here's your package!
ME: Oh goody, my eyes are in!

Another recent exchange between me and our mail carrier. This carrier is an old high school buddy.
HER: Great, I get to deliver this to you in person!
ME: Goody, my wigs.
(she looks at me strangely)
ME: Doll wigs!
HER (laughing): I thought that box looked too small for people wigs!

We're fortunate to have mail carriers that understand my eccentricities.

 

Not something I said, but the bellhop at the hotel for a convention picked up my bag and said, "What have you got in here, a body?" and I just cracked up.

 

I keep my dolls in their boxes quite often because I'll be travelling soon and want to keep them safe. It often goes like this:
"Morose is so cooperative when I put him in his box. Unlike Enola."
"Enola. Stop. It's just a box." (She's very kicky)
"Back in the box you go."

When disassembling a doll (prepping for a flight):
"Oh shit. I think I lost Lilac's leg. Oh, no. Wait. It's right next to me."
"I can't get his eyes out his head!"

Most Recent:
@Boyfriend: You'd make an awesome Doll Chateau doll!

 

"Get out your box of eyes.",
"Where are your eyes?",
"Change to small boobs, the shirt will fit better.",
"Does he have geta feet?"

 

Me: "it's on a 17cm head. How big is your head?"
Other person: "my heads 12cm"

Talking about a wig

 

I tend to talk to dolls *blushes*

"Sweetheart quit a** presenting its not lady like" Me talking to Dru who is 12 and in Lolita dress.
"If that leg doesn't quit kicking" Me talking to my friends Minifee Risse

 

"Look at all my eyes!" when i showed my friend my eye "collection"
"I think i need bigger man..." me realising im not that into yo-sd's and tiny msd's
"wanna see his penis? Some even move!" when i talk to a friend who dosnt own a bjd.
"i think ill turn her into a male instead" i like male dolls more (even female looking males)

 

To a doll who's tightly strung: "Stop slapping me or I'll take your arm off."

While packing away my doll's spare parts: "I'm keeping her feet in a shoebox."

When I misplaced a head cap: "Has anyone seen the rest of Antheryn's head?"

When a friend asked what I'd got in the mail: "Oh, just a box of disembodied eyes."

Installing DollBakery pumpkins: "My eye rolled under the table! Don't let the dog eat it!"

Yes, BJD banter sounds like lines from horror movies.