Dear Blank, Please Blank.

Dear Dollshe,

It has now been. one week short of two years. Where is my tiny Hound?! I know I ordered Honey resin, but it shouldn't take that much longer.

Sincerely, Even my patience has limits

Dear Granado,
Why did you pick this month to have a limited VIP offer on a tiny guy I really like? I'm already waiting on three dolls!

Is probably ordering him anyway.

 

Dear Doll Chateau Barbara,
Why is your forehead so large? I can't fill that space.
Sincerely, a bad painter.

Dear Sun,
Please stop finding my doll, she's already a touch yellow. I already placed black out curtains, just STOP.
Sincerely, a confused human.

Dear Cat,
DON'T TOUCH THE DOLL PLEASE.
Sincerely, a worried doll collector.

Dear world wide shipping,
Why you gotta be so expensive???
Sincerely, a broke college student who wanted a $75 doll that shipping turned into a $165 doll. -___-

These were really fun! I'll have to make more!

 

Dear Julia Cross:
Please re-release black pearl, preferably priced a bit cheaper
Sincerely, a broke person who has one of your rarest doll as her forever holy grail

Dear boyfriend:
Please stop comparing your abs with my super buff boy doll's abs. You will get your feelings hurt.
Sincerely, a caring girlfriend (who SWEARS that she cares more about you than her dolls)

 

Dear Preorders,
Please stop feeling longer during the waiting period than when I joined the preorder.
Sincerely, a patiently impatient hobbyist

 

Dear Life,
I am trying very hard to save up for a doll so can you please stop throwing me issues that are expensive and draining my savings account.
Sincerely,
My never growing doll fund....

 

Dear Spirit Doll,

If you guys have a few minutes to spare, do you think you could actually FINISH my doll? And maybe send her on her way? If that isn't too much trouble? While you're nowhere near Dollshe Territory yet, you've already taken twice as long with her as you took for any of the other dolls I've bought from you, including that early-pandemic-era Pyrus. So... yeah. Kindly get a move on. <_<

-me

 

Dear 5 Star Doll, PLEASE sell me a 62cm body for my Ivan (5 Star Edmund). He's been without one since 2011..

Dear God, please keep my favorite Ukraine Etsy sellers safe.

 

Dear Dollshe,
PLEASE knock off the nonsense and send me my dolls! It's been almost FOUR YEARS.
this is absurd.
Sincerely, you used to be my favorite but I'm never buying from your company ever again.

 

Dear Narae,

Please come to me in one way or another.

Dreams, R.

Update: she came to me.

 

Dear Pipos,

Please keep the new Charlotte in stock until I can afford to buy one

Sincerely,
- a broke babezoid

 

Dear old dolls I missed,
You're invited to a party at my place. I'm sorry I didn't have the funds for you before you were discontinued, whether because of a different focus or the fact that I was a teenager with no money.
Please come visit, and maybe stay a while.
Sincerely,
Someone feeling nostalgic about old sculpts and styles in the hobby.

Dear dolls I own but am neglecting,
I apologize that winter absolutely stinks. I want to work on my projects but spraying MSC is a no-go right now so I can only do so much. I want to make you you, but I'm discouraged because the stuff I was excited for doesn't work with this weather.
And no, I'm too lazy to sew your outfits instead of whining about not being able to work on faceups.
With love,
Someone who misses the hype.

Dear anyone with experience in making burn scars for BJDs,
How frustrating is it and what am I in for in terms of effort versus durability? (scared)
Signed,
Someone too lazy to make an actual thread about it at the moment.

 

I scar my dolls on the regular with either a matte “heavy gel” or I’ve heard glue works in a pinch, and it’s as durable as the rest of the faceup as long as you seal well beforehand

 

@Cattya Seconding @Chameleon on gel/acrylic medium or glue for scars – and both will also come off easily with isopropyl alcohol or acetone if you mess up.

And while I'm here...
Dear Dollzone,
Please stop putting out all sorts of cool and interesting dolls until you get your wait times back under control. How is a normal humanoid doll 11+ months this year while a transparent resin jellyfish man was 4 months last year?

Sincerely,
Teapot
(rant over)

 

Dear Benny, please learn to stand up properly.
When you faceplanted in the snow, you really only had yourself to blame. All the other dolls behaved, every single one. You just got out-posed by not one, but TWO different JIDs. You should be embarrassed. I know you have potential. Do better.
Sincerely,
/Your owner, who have spent more time restringing and adjusting you than on just about any other doll I own.

 

Dear eyes,
Please stop sending all these eye candy sculpts to my silly, immature brain, that immediately decides I need more dolls because I see another pretty one. I have dolls at home. I have unfinished projects. I would like to focus on those, please, without spending too much more money.
Sincerely, the dummy who keeps looking at pretty dolls online!

Dear brain,
The dolls we have are very cute. You know this. We already have several unfinished dolls to work on and you're planning another doll/hybrid project for the end of the year. At least you were smart enough to give yourself that rule. Please, please focus on our current dolls, at least for the remainder of 2026, like I promised.
Sincerely, Too Easily Distracted From Projects

Dear perfect hybrid sculpt wise but not neck size wise,
Will you work if I say pretty please? I guess I'll find out when I save up for you against my better judgement in 2027, if you're still in my head by then.
With high hopes, The Fool.