Kitty: Ooh, Rin dug out the box of old clothes! Alec: And she means old, some of this is 1990s American Girl stuff. Kami: This is before my time, show me! Kitty: First, we're gonna need some help getting this open. Oi! Bigjob! We need a tall person! Aidan, offscreen: Okay, okay! Kitty: Thanks, man. Woaaaaow, this is some old stuff! I bet Alma would wear this as an off-the-shoulder crop top. Aidan: Anything in here for me, do you think? Kitty: Help yourself, mate! Alec: Hey, I remember this hoodie. It's in Rin's old college colors. Kitty: Ain't that why they bought it? School spirit, and all that? Alec: Probably. Who knows what goes on inside their head? Kitty: Oooh, remember when Rin tried to sew you a sexy club jacket? Look, they even tried to embroider your name! Alec: /headdesk/ Oh, please, don't remind me. Kami: Pass it here! Alec: NO, DON'T! Kami: /snickers/ Oh, you gotta wear this later, babe. Alec: Nooooo... Aidan: Hmm...these American Girl pants could be highwaters for me...I'd have to tighten the belt a lot. Kitty: Hey, look! A little bag full of random junk! And a trophy! It is now my trophy, for being the best. Alec: This is...one moccasin. Kitty: Heyyy, remember when these jelly bracelet thingies were all the rage? I bet I can bring 'em back. I'll be a fashion icon! Kami: Hey Alec... /snickers/ Alec: Nooooo don't put me in the kilt. I don't want to go in the kilt. Kami: Aww. For me? Alec: /sigh/ Fine, just not in front of anyone else.
Aidan: Maybe these shoes'll fit me. Kami: You'd have to de-bend the sole, but it's worth a shot! Alec: Oh, hey, my old qipao. I haven't worn this since 2008. Kitty: Woohoo! Free pizza! Alec: Put that back you don't know how old that is. Kitty: Pizza is pizza! Kami: Hey, we got some books! Some really beautiful books. "A book of verses underneath the bough / a loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou / beside me singing in the wilderness / oh, wilderness were paradise enow!" Alec: Kami, darling, stop quoting poetry to me or I'll faint. Kitty: You guys are gross. Kitty: Aw, look, it's Jason's old duds. I think the shirt is made out of a sock. Alec: A proud tradition. Kitty: Ah! My scarf! I am now adequately prepared for winter! Kami: We are in California. Kitty: I am now adequately prepared for winter. Alec: ....why is there a spork here? Nope, never mind, I don't want to know. Aidan: Looks like that's it. The rest is just American Girl clothes that won't even fit me. Alec: As long as there's nothing else embarrassing I have to wear, I'm happy.
Hehe, thanks! Kitty would eat pizza out of the garbage if nobody stopped her. Kitty: IT'S A NUTRITIONALLY COMPLETE FOOD!!!