8/6/09 - 8/8/09: Dolly Limericks WINNER POSTED

There once was a doll who liked capes
So she made herself one out of drapes
She thought she was alone
But then her owner came home
And she hid it in a bowl full of grapes

 

There once was a BJD in need of enlightening,
Who bent about in poses most frightening,
She wailed,
As she flailed,
"Dear me, I think I'm in need of a tightening!"

 

While stringing my dolly one day,
His wrist joint went rolling away,
My hand to my face,
My wallet must brace,
Now that’s gonna’ cost me a leg.

 

There is a young doll that I know
Who has thoughts that disturb me so.
"I wonder," she said
"why there's no brain in my head."
And I could only reply "I don't know."

 

From resin these angels are born,
To arrive on our doorsteps one morn,
With hair all a-glowing,
And eyes all a-knowing,
Demanding new clothes to be worn!

 

There once was a bjd loosely strung,
to the side his little head hung.
Off came his head cap,
and a loud snap,
then to the floor his poor head flung.

 

There once was a creative B-el
Who wanted to be a cute female
Made his optional part
Into avant garde art
Then dated a hot MiniFee El.

 

I prayed to the Mother SD
For luck in the Volks lottery
I checked my email,
won the gorgeous white male,
and cried "Praise be to Volks! Chris is resin!"

 

Scarface Cecile lamented to Reis-
Ner: “‘My eye is what made me so wise!
If my next release is another
Like they gave to you, brother,
I’ll be the first fullset doll with no eyes!”

 

There was a doll comp'ny called Soom
whose dolls for our wallets spell'd doom.
With Legends of Gem,
no, nothing could stem
the tide of desire for Soom glory!

 

The addiction began rather small
With the purchase of one mini-doll.
But I spied Elfdoll Red
And I knew I was dead --
Now I barely can number them all!

 

Ev'ry month a doll's issued by Soom
That's certain to herald my doom
My fortunes decline
Soom's monthlies are mine!
Oh no! I'm running out of room!

 

There once was a girl made of resin,
Who was given to a boy as a present,
But the girl was so small!
Just a few inches tall!
And anyway he wanted a Teenie Gem Mint!

 

I dress my dollie in pearls,
with hair that's always in curls,
but you see my dear toy
is really a boy.
Guess I should have gotten that girl.

 

I only want one, maybe two.
A couple, no more, will do.
I started to shop,
And before I could stop,
There were now twenty-two in my crew...

 

5 years? I know, Lets take over Luts!” the dolls eagerly requested
But then one spoke up and sensibly contested:
“Guys, don’t be barmy,
The Els have an Army!
Instead lets have a party that wont be bested!

 

Elegant dolls of urethane
Have recently come to fame
Too bad they yellow
More fondly they mellow
Otherwise they would be lame

 

I now find myself addicted
In a way I'd not have predicted
BJDs are an addiction
Not an affliction
Be careful you don't get evicted!

 

Everyone knows the anxieties of the wait;
What if it’s broken, what if it’s late?
But do not fear,
Or fret, my dear
For it will come: your new playmate!

 

There was a young dolly named Kite
Whose dreams were all about flight.
She unstrung her head
And with her elastic thread
Flung her head into the night.

 

Every month such beauty meets my eye
To which I silently utter a sigh:
"Why must I consume?
Curse you, Soom!"
And then open my wallet and cry.

 

There was a doll with a loud mouth,
Who liked to stand around and shout.
The humans all gawked,
As dolls do not talk,
So the resin stood still with a pout.

 

There once was a doll from Jax.
Who was always playing the Sax.
Sang the doll from afar.
Who sat in the car.
Waiting and playing Jacks.

 

There once was a doll named Dan
Who liked to play in the sand
She'd toss it about
as she began to shout
"Hey Look! I'm Peter Pan!"

 

One company certainly boomed,
And left our wallets doomed!
Hoof and paw, fin and horn,
Upon their dolls they adorn.
No wonder we all have been Soomed!

 

A doll with no clothes and no face;
She came from afar to my place.
With pastel and brush,
Made lipstick and blush,
And I dressed her in ribbons and lace.

 

There once was a doll named Belle
Who oft gave her owner hell,
she demanded new shoes
and new clothing to use
And fussed when they had a strange smell....

 

Oh, the blues that every doll owner sings
When your dolly always wants new things
"I need shoes, I need hair"
"An outfit with some flair"
And you wonder who's pulling whose strings

 

There once was a Doll called Molic
who's clothes were rather ironic
a man grabbed him there
Molic gave a stare
said 'I am Fully anatomic'

 

A little resin boy walked up the stairs.
And found above a big scare.
Big red wooden face.
It isn’t here save.
Little resin’s boy big brother had a big laugh.

 

I can take off my legs, arms and head;
give a little shout to fill them with dread.
That's it! I've won,
And once it's all done,
I'll cry: "I'm in pieces, help!"

 

There once was this organization
Called Soom that made dolls of temptation
Their dolls made us sigh
While our funds met demise
Our banks must despise Soom's creation

 

Tired of dodgy elastic
It was time to try something drastic
I used gum instead
But my doll lost her head
Good thing she’s resin not plastic !

 

My Dollfie want-list's never ending,
I can't seem to stop all this spending,
I say it's no joke!
I'm worse off than broke,
On layaway I have 15 dolls pending.

 

Restringing is really no cinch,
I tug and I twist and I clench.
But what's even worse
is the loud, foul-mouthed curse
I shout out when my fingers get pinched!

 

There once was a Unoa boy
Who misplaced his favorite toy.
Lacking optional part,
He had a change of heart;
Wearing dresses is her new-found joy.

 

I am distracted and cannot think straight
My package arrived, but I must work late
Post office is closed
I think "Oh noes!"
Can't get my resin 'til morning at eight

 

My Cherish Doll Demon named Nix
Has a nose and a finger that picks
She flicks boogies out
The other dolls shout
"Ever heard of a Kleenex, you're sick!"

 

There once was a doll from Japan
Whom everyone wished was in tan
When finally released
The board had a feast
Till they saw the price of SD17 man

 

Nono is a doll with the loveliest of curls
Cross her path and objects she will hurl
Her human she commands
New dresses she demands
Ah sweet Nono, the most spoiled doll in the world

 

A ball-jointed angel just crashed into my door
So I have resin pieces all over the floor
I said “what the hell?”
And then he said “well,
I swear it was open before!”

 

A doll was obsessed with cake
Who would do anything depite the sake
Of losing his brains
And big tummy pains
From licking the crumbs off his plate

 

Last night I dreamt my u-noa has been sold
I woke up in bed feeling so cold!
The box was empty...
of her wigs was only plenty...
I sent her for blush I had forgot!!

 

There once was an El in a dress
Who wailed, "I do confess,
Though I look rather cute
The issue is moot
The cat's made my hair quite a mess!"

 

There was once a company named Soom
From whom our wallets met their doom,
We never could guess,
Or what to expect,
But every month we knew we'll be "Soomed!"

 

Though, for now, you are merely a dream,
Lighted pixels, smiling at me from the screen,
I will spoil you silly
With shoes and clothes frilly
Then you I'll buy...wait, why's my wallet clean?

 

There Once Was A Young Doll Man Who Whined,
A Girlfriend's Getting Way Impossible To Find.
It's Resin They All Crave
When They Don't Want To Behave
Not Vinyl Identical Both Front And Behind.

 

Here I go again, screaming "why why WHY?"
Everything is so expensive! I'm going to cry!
I really should quit;
This hobby, I just can't afford it!
But I won't lie. I always end up clicking "buy."

 

There once was a Brownie named Haste
Who lived for that chocolate-y taste!
What a blessing indeed
For her resinous greed -
Not a bite of it goes to her waist!

 

we love our dollies so much
but weird people hate them a bunch
I don't why
but again I tell them "bye"
And take my dollies out to lunch

 

I have Volks and Pipos, you know.
I've Soom, Luts, and Dollshe to show.
Artist dolls I adore,
And I'm waiting on more -
Now where did my bank account go?